The Bird – By George W. Bush
Since the entry before and after this (come back tomorrow!) involve “the bird” …
View ArticleSpeeding, Kneeling Bird-Flipper
Australian Christian Marchesani has unambiguous contempt for speed cameras. Well, aside from the above photo, per the Australian Broadcasting Corporation: … in January Marchesani sat on the fuel tank...
View ArticleThere Are Consequences For Flipping Off A Cop – Though They Might Surprise You
Yes, folks, this bird is protected by the Constitution, as the City of Pittsburgh learned the hard way. Back in 2006, David Hackbart (of Butler, Pennsylvania) flipped off a cop, and got a disorderly...
View Article30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
While many police officers in the United States will arrest you for flipping them off, the courts have consistently held that doing so is protected by the First Amendment. There is nothing offering...
View ArticleThat Bird Is Gonna Cost You.
Regular Juice readers know that you have a first amendment right to flip off a police officer. That doesn’t mean you won’t be arrested and thrown in jail. It just means that ultimately you will...
View ArticleMaybe If Police Officers Read Legal Juice, This Wouldn’t Keep Happening!
Why should police officer read Legal Juice? If they did, they would know, as all regular Juice readers do, that the Constitution allows folks to flip them off, and to cuss. Sure, they can make an...
View ArticleThe Bird, The F-Bomb, The Bust. But With A Twist
Maybe this guy and the Niceville police officers are all regular Juice readers? While this is unlikely (The Juice aspires, but is realistic about his current reach), their behavior is indicative of...
View ArticleThat Bird Will Cost You, And Her
Regular Juice readers know that use of the bird has consequences. Here’s the latest installment of “The Bird” as reported by TCPalm.com: St. Lucie County sheriff’s deputies went to an address in the...
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